Birthday present idea #1…

As I was looking through my Taser news alerts this morning (yes, I have a Taser news alert…if you have to ask why, you need to listen to some episodes of Utter Oddcast), I saw a post on the LA Times site about the new Taser MPH which is a version of the C2 Taser that has a 1GB MP3 built in.

I think I need one of these before some throws a fit and they’re pulled off of the shelves.  Apparently they only offer a semi-manly version which comes in red.  But hey, it’s still a Taser and I can paint it, right?