I just ran across the “Why I am now voting for Barack Obama” post on MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (a WordPress powered blog BTW) and almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the post:

• Any dollar, no matter how it’s wasted, is better spent by the government.  His most holy Barack will raise taxes on EVERYONE and we won’t have to worry about all that greed in society! He will make sure we have only what is needed for us and we won’t have to pay for any of it!
• Taxes are way too high. With his most holy Barack, taxes will initially go up and everyone will go broke. Without money to tax, taxes will come down! It’s so easy to figure this stuff out!
• As the dregs of society die off, there won’t be any more uninsured!
• We need to ban ALL drilling. No oil means no gas. No gas means no cars. No cars means no dependence on foreign oil. Won’t that be nice? No more wars for oil!