Via the Indy Star:

Indianapolis, Indiana – Jeri Holland, 25, of the 3700 block of West 10th Street, said a man in a pick-up truck stole the basketball goal in front of her house at 6 p.m.

After backing his silver Chevrolet pick-up onto her property, the robber — about 5-feet, 10-inches tall, and 145-pounds — lifted the goal off the ground and threw it into the bed of the truck.

If I were the thieving kind I’m pretty sure that a basketball goal would be pretty far down the list of things I’d be after.  But hey, sometimes in the summertime I guess you just have to have your hoops.

Via WISH TV:

HAMILTON COUNTY (WISH) – A pet monkey went berserk Wednesday morning injuring two people and prompting a family to barricade themselves in a Hamilton County home.

Hamilton County Sheriff’s Deputies were called to a home in the 2900 block of East 276th Street after Eujo, the Patas monkey, got out of his cage.

Deputies called in animal control officer Tom Rogers who was finally able to wrangle the monkey.

The two injured people are said to have minor injuries.

The Patas monkey is said to be one of the fastest primates; it can reach speeds of 34 mph.

A few days ago it was Jungle Cats in Indiana. Today it’s a pet monkey. Seriously people, what are you thinking with your exotic pets?  I know what I’m thinking…I’m thinking that’s kind of funny and want to see a video.  You have fun with your monkey.  I’ll stick with my Zhu Zhu Pets.

Via WIBC:

Officials with a child advocacy group are trying to retrieve some 1,000 plastic ducks that remain on the loose following a Fort Wayne duck race last month.

Stop Child Abuse & Neglect says 17,000 ducks were placed in the St. Joseph River for the annual fundraiser duck race on June 19, but were swept away by the current and only 15,000 were retrieved the same day.

Spokeswoman Jennifer Boen says about 1,000 of the rogue ducks have been recovered and some have been spotted as far away as Ohio.

The group says it’s working with the city water department to catch the remaining ducks. Officials also are taking boats downstream to search the riverbanks for runaways.

The group’s website says it doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardize the beauty of the river.

I’m thinking to only be missing 1,000 out of 17,000 isn’t too bad…those are numbers I can live with.

God Bless Hardee’s…

USA Today – A cheeseburger sold as a foot-long sandwich, with three burgers and three cheese slices, is being tested at 50 Carl’s Jr. restaurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee’s units in Indiana. That’s the same chain that introduced the world to the 1,400-calorie Monster Burger and the Monster Breakfast Sandwich, with 47 grams of fat.

“We live in a society that’s fascinated with all things big,” says Scott Hume, editor of BurgerBusiness.com, an industry trade site. “It’s inherently American to push for something bigger and better than anyone else has.”

The foot-long burger idea was hatched two months ago from a product development chef at Carl’s, says Brad Haley, marketing chief. The chain is especially eager to create products that appeal to its core customers: young men ages 18 to 24. “Obviously, the foot-long sandwich has been very successful at Subway. But we decided to do it the Carl’s way.”

That means big — and controversial. The sandwich has 850 calories with 20 grams of saturated fat. It’s served on a white sub roll, sliced in half and wrapped in butcher paper.

If it’s a hit in testing, it could be sold at all Carl’s and Hardee’s — sister chains in different regions of the country — within three to six months, Haley says.

Responds Haley, “I’d rather have a charbroiled, foot-long cheeseburger than a cold, foot-long deli sandwich any day.”

Say what you will, but I love the fact that Hardee’s is up front about their food not being the most healthy option out there.  But boy, is it tasty.  I love that Indiana is a Hardee’s test market as there is always some sort of odd creation that they’re touting.  I may have to give the footlong burger a whirl…I only wish they had a Mushroom & Swiss option.

Via WTHR:

Goshen, Ind. – The Indiana Department of Natural Resources believes a hybrid of a rare tropical jungle cat is living in a vacant lot in Goshen.

DNR spokesman Phil Bloom says an Indiana conservation officer went to investigate Wednesday after a neighbor spotted an unusually large cat living there. Bloom says experts looked at photos of the cat and believe it is a hybrid of an ocelot, which are native to South America.

Bloom says there is an online market for ocelot hybrids, which is an ocelot crossed with another kind of cat.

More crazy people with exotic pets are trying to kill us all.

I won’t elaborate on the shootings in downtown Indianapolis last night but I’ll hit the key points of my thoughts:

• First, check out Abdul Hakim-Shabazz’s Second Saturday Night Special post.  I echo what he’s saying.
• Parents: for those of you whose children were misbehaving last night, what in the world are you doing and teaching your children? And where were you?
• Leaders: where were you on this one?  You think a kid getting beat down for not respecting and listening to the authorities is a travesty and wonder why this sort of thing happens.  I’m not saying that cops should necessarily go out beating people down, but just think about the message that you’re sending to the youth and the community by asserting that you don’t need to respect authority.  This is what that mindset leads to.
• Girls: stop dressing like “street workers” & fighting with each other in the streets! Respect yourselves first and foremost and control yourselves.  Whatever you’re after and upset about isn’t worth it. (Back to the parents.)
• Boys: pull up your freaking pants! I watched live coverage of kids trying to run away from the shootings and there were a handful of you not getting anywhere fast as you’re holding your pants up. I thought the “prison draws” were a fad back when I was in school, but I guess that I was wrong.  Come on fellas.  I’m not saying to wear slacks all of the time, but you can at least do functional baggy in something your size. (Back to the parents.)
• Morons with guns: I’m glad that you’re a horrible shot, but:
  1. where did you get your guns?
  2. are you even old enough to have a gun?
  3. what made you think it was a good idea to bring guns along?
  4. what made you think it was a good idea to start shooting people?
• IMPD & Mayor Ballard: You did the best job you could be expected to and you were on top of.  There were ample officers and no one should expect you to control the stupid actions of a select few.

That said, let me know your thoughts, agree or disagree via comment or voicemail at 317-565-4250.  And keep it civil.

Father’s Day is one of those days that I honestly don’t worry about too much for myself (as if we really need another card-buying, gift-giving day).  We normally swing the kids by both sets of grandparents and have breakfast, lunch or dinner.  But this year I was thinking it’d be nice to go fishing to do something different and relaxing, then the weatherman swooped in to ruin that idea…

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE INDIANAPOLIS IN
534 AM EDT FRI JUN 18 2010
..VERY WARM AND HUMID CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED INTO NEXT WEEK…

Very warm and humid conditions will develop across much of the region once again and last into next week.

High temperatures will reach the upper 80s to lower 90s most days for the coming week. Heat indices combining the effects of temperature and humidity will reach as high as the upper 90s to near 100.

If possible stay in an air conditioned building during the afternoon and early evening hours. If you must be outdoors for a significant period of time be sure to take frequent breaks in the shade. Remember to drink plenty of water and avoid overexerting yourself.

I personally don’t do to good in the heat (it’s a miracle that I didn’t pass out at the Indy 500 this year) & I certainly don’t want my kids to get sick from it.  So I’m having second thoughts on that one.  And golfing would be an even less enjoyable outing.  Anyway, we’ll see what happens.  Maybe the norm in air conditioning.

So, what are your Father’s Day plans?

If there’s one thing that I love this time of year it’s the chance for a good thunderstorm and the excitement of tornadoes (you just never know when one will level your home…and given an infinite amount of time it will happen eventually). But what I love even more are the random summer-like days we get in February, March & April.  After a long cold winter those days are awesome, even if they’re not around to stay for a few more months.

From Naptown Buzz:

Scotty’s Brewhouse:

Yats: Delicious Cajun and Creole dishes. Did I mention that they’re delicious?!

Papa Roux: Po-Boys, King Cake & other goodies. Special Hours: 10:30am-8:00pm.

Zydeco’s: Various Cajun & Creole dishes. Located in Mooresville, Indiana. Normally closed on Tuesday’s, so I’d give them a buzz first.

Nawlins Creole Cafe: Various Cajun & Creole dishes including an Alligator Sausage Po-Boy (don’t knock it until you try it!). Located in Avon, Indiana. Normally closed on Tuesday’s, so I’d give them a buzz first.

Via The Wall Street Journal:

A senior Democratic official said Sen. Evan Bayh, a centrist Democrat from a Republican-leaning state, is ready to announce he will not seek re-election.

The 54-year-old was ready to appear at a news conference in his home state of Indiana to reveal his plans. His departure continues a trend in which several senators and members of the House from both parties have decided to retire. Polls have shown rising public dissatisfaction with both parties and with Congress in the face of continuing high unemployment, mounting deficits and lucrative bank executive bonuses.

This is sort of a surprising move, but I’ve gotten the feeling recently that the tides may be changing here in Indiana.  However I would be quite surprised if you didn’t see Bayh back in the political arena down the road.