The 23 year old Lindsay Lohan has apparently lost her mind and has a GIGANTIC ego to boot.

Via the AP, Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E-Trade for their “milkaholic Lindsay”commercial. Her “lawyer” is claiming that even though the commercial didn’t use her full name, that the single name “Lindsay” is as recognizable as Oprah or Madonna.

Good luck with that. But if somehow she wins this, or settles out of court, and if I were a “Lindsay”, I’m thinking that I’d launch a lawsuit of my own for her infringing on my name.

In celebrity death news, actor Corey Haim was found dead in California at the age of 38 from an apparent drug overdose.  This story is getting really old. DON’T DO DRUGS!!!

Anthony Bourdain to guest star as “Doctor Tony” on Nickelodeon’s  kids’ show ‘Yo Gabba Gabba!’

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BURBANK, Calif., Jan 12, 2010 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ — Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment (WDSHE) announces the return of seven movie favorites to the Disney vault on January 30, 2010. Treasured by families, fans and coveted by collectors, the exciting, limited-time releases that return to the vault include multiple animated classics and live-action favorites.

• Sleeping Beauty (Two-Disc Platinum Edition) on DVD
• Sleeping Beauty (Two-Disc Platinum Edition + Standard DVD and BD Live) [Blu-ray]
• The Jungle Book (40th Anniversary Platinum Edition) (animated) on DVD
• The Jungle Book 2 (Special Edition) (animated) on DVD
• 101 Dalmatians (Two-Disc Platinum Edition) (animated) on DVD
• 101 Dalmatians 2: Patch’s London Adventure – Special Edition (animated) on DVD
• 101 Dalmatians (live-action) on DVD
• 102 Dalmatians (live action) on DVD

Monday night network television is lackluster, but we have our Monday Night Football on ESPN.  If I hear mention of the “wild cat” I might have to mute the TV.  Or for those of you into eating or drinking games, this might be your perfect opportunity.

House & Heroes look to be your best bets if you’re going to skip the opening kickoff. Also, Food Network has a new episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives which you can record and/or catch later.

8-9pm

1. Heroes (NBC) – 04×05 – Hysterical Blindness
2. House (FOX) – 06×05 – Instant Karma

8:30-11:30pm

1. Monday Night Football: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins (ESPN)

10-10:30pm

1. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (Food Network) – 07×08 – Barbequed, Baked, and Brined

There are also MLB playoffs and NHL hockey on tonight as well.

The usual Friday night lineup is cranking out some new episodes. I’m not sure I’ll be watching any of them live myself, but will catch them at some point in the near future.

8-9

1. Smallville (The CW) – 09×03 – Rabid
2. Ghost Whisperer (CBS) – 05×03 – Till Death Do Us Start

9-10

1. Stargate Universe (SyFy) – 01×03 – Air (3)
2. Dollhouse (FOX) – 02×02 – Belle Chose

10-11

1. Numb3rs (CBS) – 06×03 – 7 Men Out

Sports wise, you have a few MLB playoff games, Louisiana Tech vs. Nevada (college football) & the final game of the WNBA 2009 Finals featuring the hometown Indiana Fever vs. the Phoenix Mercury.  And if you’ve got the tube on earlier, catch the final live Indy Lights race of the year on Versus.

Thursday night, the best night of Network Television, is on it again.  The largest audience will probably be watching The Office hour long wedding episode.

Here are my top picks for the evening:

8-9

1. Bones (FOX) – 05×04 – The Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
2. Flash Forward (ABC) – 01×03 – 137 Sekunden
3. Community (NBC) – 01×04 – Social Psychology (30 minutes)
4. The Vampire Diaries (The CW) – 01×05 – You’re Undead To Me

9-10

1. Fringe (FOX) – 02×04 – Momentum Deferred
2. Supernatural (The CW) – 05×05 – Fallen Idol
3. The Office (NBC) – 06×04 – Niagara (1) (30 minutes)
4. The Office (NBC) – 06×05 – Niagara (2) (30 minutes)

And don’t forget that we have Nebraska vs. Missouri on ESPN from 9:00PM-midnight (Eastern) and the inaugural UFL (United Football League) game on Versus from 9:00PM-12:30AM (Eastern) featuring California Redwoods (coached by Dennis Green) vs. Las Vegas Locomotives (coached by Jim Fassel).

Continuing the trend, my top picks for Wednesday evening are all on Cable:

8-9

1. Hank (ABC) – 01×02 – Yard Sale
2. The Middle (ABC) – 01×02 – The Cheerleader

9-10

1. MythBusters (Discovery Channel) – 07×12 – Knock Your Socks Off
2. Ghost Hunters (Syfy)- 05×16 – Glimmer Men
3. Modern Family (ABC) – 01×03 – Come Fly with Me
4. Nostradamus Effect (History Channel) – 01×05 – The Apocalypse Code
5. The Othersiders (Cartoon) – 01×12 – Glendora House – Some sort of kiddie ghost show, which I haven’t seen myself & won’t be doing so tonight either

10-11

1. Man v. Food (Travel) – 02×10 – Springfield
2. MysteryQuest (History Channel) – 01×04 – Atlantis
3. Destination Truth (Syfy) – 03×05 – Alien Mummies/Van Lake Monster

Also, game 4 of the WNBA finals is on ESPN2 tonight, which I only mention because the hometown Indiana Fever may get their first championship tonight.

Thanks to cable, Tuesday night television is getting a little better and we finally have a few options for the 9-10pm time slot.

Mike Rowe is back with Dirty Jobs and Tracy Morgan is back with a fresh episode of Scare Tactics as well as a Scare Tactics marathon airing all afternoon.

At 10pm we have The Forgotten, Bizarre World & the latest “ghost show”, Ghost Lab.

9-10

1. Dirty Jobs (Discovery Channel) – 08×01 – Mattress Recycler
2. Scare Tactics (SyFy) – 03×14 – Basket Case

10-11

1. The Forgotten (ABC) – 01×03 – Football John
2. Andrew Zimmern’s Bizarre World (Travel) – 01×06 – Sulawesi
3. Ghost Lab (Discovery Channel) – 01×01 – Disturbing the Peace

There’s an abundance of Halloween & Christmas Blu-Ray releases out today.

Blu-Ray Movie Highlights

• A Charlie Brown Christmas – A classic everyone should own. I hope they cleaned it up a bit from the DVD version though.
• Horton Hears a Who! – The cartoon version.
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas – The cartoon version and another must own. Ditto on the cleaning up from the DVD.
• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York – Good movie & soundtrack, though I like the first one better.
• Miracle on 34th Street (1947) – Classic Christmas movie!
• Miracle on 34th Street (1994) – A remake that is just as good as the original. I still remember seeing this on in the theater.
• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – And yet another classic. This is one you must buy before it goes back into the Disney Vault.
• Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory – Though not as good as Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, it’s a good movie that always creeped me out as a kid.
• Wolf
• Year One

Blu-Ray Television

• Bones: Season 4
  
• The Absolute Best of Ghost Hunters

Other Blu-Ray Releases

• Audition
• Celestial Railroad
• China Circus on Ice
• Contact
• Dinosaurs Alive!
• Ghost Ship
• Imagine That
• Kenny G: An Evening of Rhythm & Romance
• Kurt Cobain: About A Son
• Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
• My Life in Ruins
• Not Forgotten
• Offspring
• Paradox of the Andes
• Red Dwarf: Back to Earth
• Rob Thomas: Something to Be Tour- Live at Red Rocks
• Seventh Moon
• The Children
• The National Parks: America’s Best Idea
• The Number 23 – Creepy Jim Carrey movie. Not for the kids!
• The Thaw
• Trick ‘r Treat
• Wolf / Dracula / Frankenstein Trilogy